Friday, January 28, 2022

"X-Men: The Dark Phoenix Saga" Prose/Graphic Novel Comparison

 

Hello, one and all, and welcome to From the Mind of One Tim Cubbin! I’m your guy, Tim Cubbin!

As some of you may know, I recently wrote a review for the Marvel Epic Collection “X-Men: The Fate of the Phoenix” graphic novel by Chris Claremont. I also posted a review for the “X-Men: The Dark Phoenix Saga” prose novel by Stuart Moore several hours ago. I am here now to compare the prose adaptation from 2019 to the original comic storyline from 1980. In this essay, I will provide a synopsis of the story in general to start with. Then I will point out several of what I found to be the biggest differences between the graphic novel/prose novel. I’ll then talk to you about my personal preference of which version I liked better.

Jean Grey, a founding member of the X-Men, has been imbued with the Phoenix Force, a cosmic power of immense proportions. Jean had been using those powers benevolently. The X-Men learn of young Kitty Pryde, a newly manifested mutant with the power to pass her molecules through other solid molecules and visit her house in Illinois to invite her to join their school and train to be an X-Men. However, the X-Men are not the only ones aware of Kitty’s ability. Emma Frost, the White Queen of the nefarious Inner Circle of the Hellfire Club (pardon my language) had discovered Kitty and attempted to recruit Kitty to study at the Massachusetts Academy, Frost’s school to train young mutants for villainous purposes. Frost abducts the recruiting party from Xavier’s. Kitty contacts the other X-Men, who are able to rescue their teammates and Jean “convinces” Kitty’s parents to allow Kitty to study at Xavier’s. Jason Wyngarde, who wishes to ascend to the high seat of the Inner Circle has been seducing Jean with his illusion casting abilities, causing what Jean believes to be “time slips” to a romance between one of her ancestor’s and one of Wyngarde’s. The X-Men clash with the Inner Circle, but in the process, the seduction to evil the Inner Circle instills leads to Jean losing control of the Phoenix Force, and Jean is now corrupted into the evil Dark Phoenix. Dark Phoenix defeats the X-Men in battle and travels into space. The Phoenix is hungry, and feeds on the star of an inhabited solar system and obliterates it. The alien Empire of the Shi’ar, who thus far had been allies to the X-Men decide that the Phoenix must be destroyed. The X-Men are able to subdue the Dark Phoenix, but are abducted by the Shi’ar. The X-Men are then forced into battle with the Shi’ar Imperial Guard to decide the fate of Jean Grey.

Alright, now I’m going to explain some points of difference between the two adaptations of “The Dark Phoenix Saga.” When the prose novel starts, in the year following Jean’s transformation into the Phoenix, the X-Men are believed dead, Charles Xavier is in space as the royal consort to Shi’ar Empress Lilandra Nerimani, and Jean has been living in Kirinos, Greece. In the graphic novel, the X-Men are a team and Charles Xavier, on Earth, is the one who discovers Kitty Pryde. In the prose novel, the X-Men find Kitty on their own. At the start of the graphic novel, Xavier actually finds two mutants, one being Kitty Pryde, the other Alison Blair/Dazzler. Dazzler was completely excluded in the prose novel. The prose novel also has Emma Frost featured with the Inner Circle, but in the graphic novel, Frost was believed dead after her first battle with the Phoenix. In the graphic novel, when the X-Men stay with Warren Worthington III/Angel in New Mexico, Xavier is with the X-Men. Xavier stays behind with Angel when the X-Men battle the Inner Circle, but right before the Shi’ar abduct the X-Men, the two arrive and are taken with the rest of the X-Men. After Dark Phoenix defeats the X-Men in the graphic novel, former X-Man/current Avenger Hank McCoy/Beast develops a device to scramble Jean’s powers so she can be subdued and is with the X-Men when they are abducted by the Shi’ar. In the prose novel, several of the X-Men develop the device. Xavier’s part in the prose novel mostly featured him in space, returning to earth shortly before the X-Men are abducted by the Shi’ar, and Angel and Beast are not involved in the final battle with the Shi’ar Imperial Guard, while they were in the graphic novel. Also cut from the prose novel is Uatu the Watcher, whom Wolverine encounters in the final battle with the Shi’ar Imperial Guard. Most of the rest of both narratives are pretty much similar and honestly don’t warrant any further attention.

So, as to my preference. In my review, I scored the prose novel at a nine out of ten. I gave the graphic novel “X-Men: The Fate of the Phoenix” an eight… BUT! Take into consideration that this book features several other stories, which detracted to my score of the book as a whole. Were the graphic novel to just have been “The Dark Phoenix Saga,” I honestly would give it a ten. I felt the graphic novel to be better than the prose novel. And in all seriousness, I’ve literally read “The Dark Phoenix Saga” graphic novel dozens of time, and I am NOT exaggerating and in a few years I will probably read the prose novel again, but my preference goes to the graphic novel. I still feel Stuart Moore wrote an exceptional narrative and am glad that this was written as a prose novel and glad that Stuart Moore wrote this prose novel. Stuart Moore also wrote the prose novel adaptation of “Civil War” which I reviewed early on in the existence of this blog and gave it a nine out of ten, so I feel like Moore has good consistency.

As a note here, I am currently reading the comic event “Civil War” on Marvel Unlimited and you can expect both a lengthy review of the event as a whole AND a comparison piece of the prose/graphic novels, so keep a look out for that. Also, “X-Men: The Fate of the Phoenix also features “Days of Future Past” which has also been made into a prose novel, and this also warrants a review and comparison piece, so keep your eyes out for these over the next couple of months. (Yeah, I’m going to be busy.) This blog has plenty of other reviews of things I’ve read, as well as short fiction and nonfiction, free verse poetry, essays, editorials, and more, so feel free to check them out. If you’re still here, you are THE BEST! For now, I release you from the bonds of this post. So, yeah, feel free to go about your day, keep coming back, I need the support, share, like, follow, retweet, whatever you can do on the site you found the link on, and until next time, Tim Cubbin… out!

"X-Men: The Dark Phoenix Saga" by Stuart Moore

The following is a review of the prose novel “X-Men: The Dark Phoenix Saga” by Stuart Moore. It is NOT a review of the graphic novel “X-Men: The Dark Phoenix Saga” NOR a review of the film “Dark Phoenix.”

Howdy, y’all, and welcome to another review From the Mind of One Tim Cubbin! I am your guide, Tim Cubbin!

So, if you’ve been here before, you know I write a review of everything I read. Therefore, you know that I must have just read the “X-Men: The Dark Phoenix” prose novel. Prior to this post, I reviewed the graphic novel “X-Men: The Fate of the Phoenix” and within a few hours of posting this… well, post, I will be posting a comparison piece comparing the graphic and prose novels of “X-Men: The Dark Phoenix Saga” so feel free to check them all out if you want, that’d be great, and I will tell you if you read all three of these posts, you are THE BEST!

Anyhoo, when I write a review, I keep a similar format for each post, which you will know if you’ve read a few of my reviews before. If not, you’re about to learn it. So, yes, I start with my boring, useless, blah, blah, blah thing where I set everything up (which you are reading now, if you’re still here, and if you are still here, you are THE BEST!). Next, I will tell you a little about the characters since some of you may not even know who the X-Men are but decided to read this post anyway. Or you might not know the characters. I mean, this is based on a story originally published in 1980, which, at the time of this posting was over forty years ago, so the roster has changed since them. Granted the characters in this book are all well-known and highly popular, but I’m doing this anyway, for your benefit. And, oh, my gosh that was boring! Following this, you obviously want to know just what this book is about, so I’ll tell you the story and try to avoid spoilers as much as possible. Then I’ll tell you some of my thoughts about the book, which will be a little difficult for me, actually, because of my upcoming graphic novel/prose novel comparison and I have to pretend to have never read the graphic novel in order to write a fair review (and this comic is actually one of my all-time favorite comic storylines and I’ve read it literally dozens of times). After that, I’ll tell you if I think casual or non-regular readers would understand this book. Then I’ll give a numeric score (if you don’t know my scale, I’ll explain when we get there). I’ll then tell you if I recommend this book, and to whom I think would enjoy this best. Then we wrap up with another blah, blah, blah where I tell you a little more about my blog, the content, what’s there to read, the works. Then I say goodbye and you can do whatever you feel like doing now that I’ve given you freedom (or, y’know, you COULD check out more of my blog posts, such as, I dunno, maybe my review of “X-Men: The Fate of the Phoenix” and my graphic novel/prose novel comparison of “X-Men: The Dark Phoenix Saga” if you have a little bit more time, which would be great and you’d totally be THE BEST!) Okay, you ready? Good (if you thought “yes”)! Let’s go!

Alright, let’s start with who the X-Men actually are. So, the X-Men are mutants. Through genetic mutation, they have powers that (I hate this word, but…) normal humans don’t have. We’ll get to those powers over the next few paragraphs. Normal humans hate and fear mutants for being different, and this often leads to violence since this IS based on a comic book. Some mutants (such as the X-Men) just want to be accepted by the normal humans and live in peace and harmony between baseline humans and the mutant population. Other mutants want to establish mutant supremacy and fight anyone, even other mutants (namely the X-Men), who stand in their way. Now, let’s examine these mutants.

Scott Summers/Cyclops: Team leader, cursed with optic blasts he can’t control and can only safely open his eyes when they are covered with ruby quartz.

Jean Grey/Marvel Girl/Phoenix/Dark Phoenix: A powerful telekinetic/telepath, empowered by a cosmic force. The love of Cyclops’s life.

Peter Rasputin/Colossus: Former Russian farm boy. Can turn his body into steel, which grants him super strength and a relative invulnerability.

Ororo Munroe/Storm: Can control the weather.

Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler: Covered in blue fur, with three fingers on each hand, two toes on each foot, and a tail. Able to teleport.

Logan/Wolverine: In love with Jean. Often butts heads with Cyclops. Has a skeleton coated in adamantium, an indestructible metal, with three retractable claws in each hand, and a healing factor allowing him to recover from almost any injury.

Professor Charles Xavier/Professor X: Founder of the X-Men and headmaster of the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, the X-Men’s secret base. The most powerful telepath on the planet.

Kitty Pryde: A young mutant girl with the ability to pass through solid objects and walk on air. Soon to be an X-Man.

The Inner Circle of the Hellfire Club (pardon my language): A clandestine group of evil mutants who want to rule the world.

Jason Wyngarde/Mastermind: Evil mutant, able to create illusions. In love with Jean and manipulating her with psychic flashes of their love.

Emma Frost/White Queen: Member of the Hellfire Club, telepath, headmistress of the Massachusetts Academy, the evil counterpart of the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning who tries to recruit Kitty Pryde to her school.

Sebastian Shaw/White King: Can absorb any form of kinetic energy and release it as super strength. Member of the Hellfire Club.

Harry Leland: Member of the Hellfire Club. Able to control mass.

Donald Pierce: Cyborg, member of the Hellfire Club.

Lilandra Nerimani: Empress of the alien Shi’ar. Xavier is her royal consort.

The Imperial Guard: Assortment of aliens. Protectors of the Shi’ar Empire.

Alright, now we’ll touch on the plot. While piloting a doomed space shuttle to the earth, Jean Grey dies and is reborn as the Phoenix. The X-Men battle Magneto, an evil mutant, in a volcano and Phoenix is believed to be the only survivor. Over the next year, Xavier goes to space with Shi’ar Empress Lilandra, and Jean moves to Kirinos and attempts to form a new life without using her mutant powers. There she meets the dashing Jason Wyngarde, who creates “time slips” to manipulate Jean to fall in love with him. Jean discovers the X-Men are still alive and joins them while they battle Emma Frost when the X-Men travel to Illinois to recruit the newly discovered mutant, thirteen-year-old Kitty Pryde to the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning. The X-Men learn of the Inner Circle of the Hellfire Club, who intend to mold Jean into their Black Queen. When their plan fails, Jean loses control of the Phoenix and becomes Dark Phoenix. She defeats the X-Men and absorbs the sun of the D’Bari system, destroying the inhabited solar system. The Shi’ar then decide that the Phoenix must be destroyed and bring the X-Men into space, where Xavier invokes a duel of honor between the X-Men and the Shi’ar Imperial Guard to decide the fate of the Phoenix.

Okay, that sums the book up nicely. Now for my own personal thoughts. I found this book to be AMAZING! I thought it was very well written. I thoroughly enjoyed it! Unfortunately, though, that is my only opinion I can give without comparing it to the comic.

Now, yes, I know there are some of you who have never read X-Men before. You might not know the characters and history. Well, I found this book to be very much self-contained. I felt the character descriptions were well fleshed out in the book. The inclusion of Jean becoming the Phoenix at the start of the book was a good ease-in point. I think that any non- or casual X-Men fan could easily pick up this book and follow and enjoy it.

All said and done, let’s just hop right on over to our numeric score! So I put it on a range of one to ten. One means this book is a piece of garbage and should be thrown in the trash, it was not worth the money I spent on it, ten means that this book is the best book I ever read, I give it a nine. This was easily the best “X-Men” prose novel I have EVER read. Mind that I have posted a review of a book also written by Stuart Moore which also garnered a nine, so in my opinion, he is consistent and a very good writer of Marvel comic book prose novels. It should also be noted that I am VERY hard to please and have given other books very poor scores, so a nine is pretty darn good.

Now, we’ll move on to another important part; do I recommend this book? Honestly, do you have to ask? I gave this book a NINE! I don’t think this is just a good X-Men novel, or a good comic prose adaptation novel, but a good science fiction novel. If you’ve never read X-Men before but love science fiction novels, I say give this book a read. And if you’ve read X-Men before and found my review to be compelling, I think you should check this book out. If you love the X-Men, I think this might be the right book for you. And if you’ve ever read “The Dark Phoenix Saga” graphic novel and enjoyed it, I totally think you should read this book. And if you saw the film “Dark Phoenix” and were highly disappointed (as I was), this book is a TOTAL redemption. So, yes, this book gets a glowing recommendation.

Alright, if you’re still here, you are THE BEST! Before I free you from the captivation of my spell over you from reading this review, I’ll tell you that, while reviews are totally one of my major subjects, I do write other kinds of topics, such as short stories (both fiction and nonfiction), I do dabble in free-verse poetry from time-to-time, I write essays and editorials, and my B’ings series where I complain pointlessly about pointless topics that bother me due to me just being me. So, now, you can go do whatever you want to do now (and you would be THE BEST if you went on to look some more at my blog), I just posted this and am now working on a comparison piece between “The Dark Phoenix” graphic novel/prose novel, which will be up in a few hours, it might even be up by the time you’ve read up to here, so I hope you’ll totally check it out. And until you enter From the Mind of One Tim Cubbin again, I say to you, Tim Cubbin… out! 

Tuesday, January 18, 2022

"X-Men: The Fate of the Phoenix" by Chris Claremont, John Byrne, Jo Duffy, and Scott Edelman

            The following is a review of the Marvel Epic Collection “X-Men: The Fate of the Phoenix” written by Chris Claremont, John Byrne, Jo Duffy, and Scott Edelman. This is NOT a review of the film “X-Men: Dark Phoenix.”

            Howdy, all, welcome to From the Mind of One Tim Cubbin. I am, myself, Tim Cubbin.

            So, this is one of my reviews. Prior readers of my reviews will be familiar with my structure, but for those of you who are only reading my blog for the first time after being intrigued by hashtags on Twitter, I’ll be nice and map it out for you. Now, I know some of you have had absolutely no interaction with the X-Men; never picked up a comic, never watched a cartoon, never seen a movie, never played a video game, never collected trading cards, so I feel like I should introduce the major characters for you. That would be prudent. Then, of course, I’ll give you a synopsis of the stories. Following that, I’ll give you my own personal thoughts about the book. After that, I’ll give you a numeric score of the book as its individual stories and then the book as a whole. Then I’ll tell you if I recommend this book and to whom I would recommend this book to. Then I’ll say goodbye and we can both be on our merry way. Some of my previous readers will notice the structure of this review is slightly different, but I feel this would be more efficient to write it this way and for you to read it this way. So, are we good on that? Good! Let’s begin!

            So, let’s talk about who the X-Men are. The X-Men are a group of mutants, born with genetic super powers. Regular human beings are jealous for and afraid of their powers, and mutants are hated and feared and often wanted imprisoned or killed. There are mutants, such as the X-Men, who want peace between mutants and baseline human beings. Other mutants, such as the Hellfire Club (pardon my profanity, I hate to use this word, but it’s essential to say) and the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants want to establish mutant supremacy. The X-Men fight the evil mutants and the humans who want to eradicate mutants to try to establish human/mutant peaceful relations.

            So, obviously, you’ll want to hear about our prime mutants. First off is the founder and mentor of the X-Men, Professor Charles Xavier/Professor X, confined to a wheelchair but one of the most powerful telepaths on the planet. Scott Summers/Cyclops, X-Men field leader with uncontrollable optic force beams. Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler, blue furred, three fingered, two toed, prehensile tailed, teleporter. Piotr Rasputin/Colossus, Russian farm boy with the ability to transfer from flesh and blood to organic steel skin, granting him super strength. Ororo Munroe/Storm, able to control the weather. Logan/Wolverine, able to heal from any wound and with an adamantium skeleton and claws. Kitty Pryde/Sprite, young mutant with the ability to turn intangible. Warren Worthington III/Angel, able to fly with natural wings. Jean Grey/Marvel Girl/Phoenix/Dark Phoenix, a cosmic powered telepathic and telekinetic woman. The Inner Circle of the Hellfire Club (including Sebastian Shaw, Emma Frost, Donald Pierce, Harry Leland, and Jason Wyngarde/Mastermind), a group of mutants who want to enslave the world. The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants (including Raven Darkholme/Mystique, Fred Dukes/Blob, John Allerdyce/Pyro, Irene Adler/Destiny, and Dominic Petros/Avalanche), a group of mutant extremists who want to establish mutant supremacy. We also have some other major players. Senator Robert Kelly, an antimutant presidential candidate. The Sentinels, mutant hunting robots. Lilandra Nerimani, alien empress of the Shi’ar. The Imperial Guard, super powered protectors of the Shi’ar Empire.

            Phew, that’s a large cast. Now, let’s talk about the stories. Unfortunately, this will have to include the fate of the Phoenix spoiler in order to be effective. First off is “The Dark Phoenix Saga.” The X-Men’s mutant detecting device, Cerebro tracks two new mutant signatures. The X-Men teams split up. Xavier, Logan, Ororo, and Peter head to Illinois to try to recruit Kitty Pryde to Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters (the X-Men’s base of operations) while Scott, Jean, and Kurt go to New York City to try to recruit Allison Blaire, the mutant singer Dazzler. Kitty goes to a malt shop (which we really don’t have anymore, and some of you might not even know what a malt shop is) with Peter, Logan, and Ororo, who inform Kitty that she is a mutant and they are the X-Men. The X-Men are attacked and kidnapped by agents of the Hellfire Club, under orders of Emma Frost, the telepathic White Queen. Kitty is able to save the team. Allison turns down Scott and Jean’s offer to join the X-Men. Jean, meanwhile, is having “time slips,” seeing what she thinks is an ancestor, and her romance with Jason Wyngarde, but in actuality it is Wyngarde seducing Jean to become the Black Queen and to up his bid for a higher position in the Hellfire Club. This turns Phoenix into Dark Phoenix when Mastermind’s plan fails, who then wishes to destroy the X-Men, despite having spent years on-and-off with the team. She then soars to space and destroys the D’Bari star system, killing five billion lives and destroying a Shi’ar star cruiser, thus changing their peaceful standing with the X-Men, who now wish to destroy the Dark Phoenix. With the aid of former X-Men/now Avenger Hank McCoy/Beast, Xavier is able to suppress the Dark Phoenix. But the Shi’ar abduct the X-Men and Beast to destroy Jean/Phoenix. However, Xavier challenges the Shi’ar Imperial Guard to a duel of honor over the fate of the Phoenix. As the X-Men fall, Jean feels the Dark Phoenix returning, and, rather than turning evil again, ends the threat of the Dark Phoenix ever returning. Following this, Scott leaves the X-Men as he feels he has no place with the team. Storm is made leader, and Kitty Pryde becomes the youngest member of the X-Men.

            Kitty is resistant to accept Nightcrawler as a friend. In “Nightcrawler’s Inferno,” Kurt and the X-Men fight the evil witch Margali, who blames Kurt for a crime Kurt did not commit.

            After this is “…Something Wicked This Way Comes!” where Logan and Kurt head to Canada to cure a man turned into a demon called the Wendigo.

            Next up is “Days of Future Past!” In this, the new Brotherhood of Evil Mutants assassinate presidential candidate Senator Kelly in 1980. Soon after, the Sentinels are reactivated and in time, mutants are eradicated. The survivors are placed in concentration camps, and inhibitors are created to suppress their mutant powers. In 2013, a nuclear assault is planned for the United States in an effort to end the threat of the Sentinels. Logan, Piotr, Ororo, Kate Pryde-Rasputin, Franklin Richards, Rachel, and Magneto plan to stop this world from ever coming to be. The mutants are able to jam the inhibitor powers, and Rachel uses her power to swap Kate and Kitty, sending Kate Pryde-Rasputin back in time to 1980, and Kitty Pryde to 2013. The choice is made as Kitty is the newest member of the X-Men and not as psychically resistant and most likely to be believed. Kate must now convince the X-Men, who head to Washington, D.C. to try to save Charles Xavier, X-Men ally Doctor Moira MacTaggert, and Senator Kelly from the new Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.

            Following this is “Demon.” Kitty is left alone at Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters on Christmas Eve, where a demon is able to enter the School and Kitty, by herself, must fight the demon to save her life.

            There are also mini-stories “At the Sign of the Lion,” “Joyride into Jeopardy” “Cry—Vengeance!” and “Phoenix: The Untold Story” a director’s cut of “The Fate of the Phoenix,” the final issue of “The Dark Phoenix Saga” with different dialogue and a different ending.

            Okay, I know this was a lot to take in, and if you are still here at this point, you are THE BEST! So, now for my thoughts. “The Dark Phoenix Saga” is, at the moment, my FAVORITE X-Men story. To me it is just PERFECTION! The film “X-Men: Dark Phoenix” just DID NOT do it justice. BUT! I felt that “Nightcrawler’s Inferno” and “…Something Wicked This Way Comes” were just mediocre stories, but I did like how it shined a spotlight on Kurt. BUT! “Days of Future Past!” I thought it was such an AMAZING story! Granted the future has passed, but in 1980, 2013 seemed like such a long time away and the ages of the surviving mutants had to be believable in order to still be fighting the Sentinels. And I guess that meant that the X-Men were able to change this future from happening. (Kidding! Or am I?). And “Phoenix: The Untold Story” having different dialogue and a different ending was rather interesting, but this just would not have worked out if it had been published as the originally published ending.

            Okay, I know you’ve been waiting for this! My numeric score. I’ve said all I needed to say, so now I’m going to give my scores. In this case, I won’t justify my scores because I’ve probably bored you slightly, so if you’re still here, you are THE BEST! Just going to say, I score on a scale of one to ten, one being amazingly awful, while ten being simply amazing. And I am a VERY hard to please reviewer as my prior readers will know, so a high score from me, well… Anyway! “The Dark Phoenix Saga” Ten! “Nightcrawler’s Inferno” Eight! “…Something Wicked This Way Comes!” Seven! “Days of Future Past!” Ten! “At the Sign of the Lion” Six! “Joyride into Jeopardy!” Six! “Cry—Vengeance!” Six! “Phoenix: The Untold Story” Ten! And finally, “X-Men: The Fate of the Phoenix” as a whole book! Nine!

            Now, finally, do I recommend this book? YES! If you like X-Men comics and have never read this, I totally say you should pick up this book! I thought it was AMAZING! (Hmm, that’s Spider-Man’s thing, but I feel “Uncanny” just isn’t enough.) If you’ve never read any X-Men comics or never even heard of the X-Men but want a good place to start, this is definitely my recommendation for you! I felt that prior knowledge of the X-Men is not required and that this book is very much self-contained. So if this review has whet your appetite, totally check this book out!

            Okay, so I’ve been typing for a while now, and you’ve been reading this for a few minutes, so now I free you. BUT! First, I will say that I’ve done so many reviews on this blog, so if you liked this post and want to read more, and I haven’t bored you, please feel free to browse the rest of this blog. I also write short fiction and nonfiction, poetry, editorials and essays, including my “B’ings” series, and some other stuff I feel you might find interesting, so browse ‘til your heart’s content. I am a certified journalist, but unemployed due to my disabilities, so this is how I get my ideas out there to you (for free, I must add), so your support is greatly appreciated. Feel free to retweet, follow, like, share comment, whatever you can do on the platform you found me on, and if you do, you are THE BEST, and until next time, Tim Cubbin… out! 

Monday, January 3, 2022

"The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons/Oracle of Ages - Legendary Edition" by Akira Himekawa

            Hey, all, welcome to From the Mind of One Tim Cubbin. I’m your reviewer, Tim Cubbin. The following is a review of “The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons/Oracle of Ages Legendary Edition” Manga by Akira Himekawa. It is NOT a review of the video games.

            Okay, so here’s how this is going to work. I write reviews all the time, as some of you will know. This Manga is a two title adaptation of the video games “The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons” and “The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages” as well as a bonus story “The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons – Short Edition.” This review will break down each story separately. This is going to be a little different than usual compared to my other reviews. After each story review, I will share my thoughts on the specific story. Then I’ll give a numeric score for each story individually. After all three stories have been rated, I’ll rate this book as a whole. I’ll talk a little more after that as to if I actually recommend this book to other readers and who would be best suited to read it. Then I’ll give the blah blah blah closing and send you on your way to whatever else you feel like doing the moment after you finish reading it. Of course, some of you may opt out of finishing this review, but if you stay all the way to my last three words, you are THE BEST! Okay, I know I’m boring you now and you’re thinking “Tim Cubbin, get on to the reviews already,” so you know what…? I will.

            First we’ll discuss “The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons.” The story starts with a young boy named Link. He comes from a family of Knights for the Kingdom of Hyrule. Note that while the series is called “The Legend of Zelda,” our hero is Link, while Zelda is the Princess of Hyrule. Oddly enough, Zelda plays a very little part in the story, but it’s still “The Legend of Zelda” and not “The Legend of Link” for some reason I don’t think I’ll ever understand. Anyway, Link. Link does not want to follow in the family tradition of being a Knight. Link is purported to go on to be a true hero as he was born with the mark of the Triforce on the back of his left hand, a sacred relic, but he just doesn’t want to be one. He is content to farm on the land of his grandma and grandpa, but grandpa has been grooming him to be a Knight for his entire life. He is sent to Hyrule to take part in the Knights’ Trial. Link is greatly overlooked. He decides to sneak off into Hyrule Castle. In the basement, he finds the three golden pyramids that make up the Triforce. Curious, he touches one and finds himself transported to the land of Holodrum. He lands in a troupe with a dancer named Din, a cook named Impa, and a group of other performers. Link joins the troupe and now thinks he has found his calling in life. But his contentment is not to last. The evil General of Darkness Onox discovers the troupe and it is revealed that Din is the Oracle of Seasons. She controls Winter, Spring, Summer, and Autumn in Holodrum. Onox kidnaps Din (this is based on a video game, so of course SOME woman has to get kidnapped, it’s just how it works), sinks the Temple of Seasons, and locks up Din in a magic crystal enchantment. This now throws the seasons out of whack. You can be in one spot and it will be snowing, but if you take two steps in another direction, the sun will be beaming down. Link meets his new best friend Ricky at a boxing gym, and the two begin to travel together. Ricky is a kangaroo and Link now realizes he can talk to animals and even the Maku Tree. Link must discover the Rod of Seasons so he can temporarily stabilize the seasons so he and Ricky can travel to Onox’s castle and then set Din free. Unfortunately, upon Link and Ricky arriving at the Temple of Seasons, the BFFs meet the “Great Witch” Maple, who is after the Rod of Seasons herself to grant her powers so she actually CAN become a “Great Witch.” Of course Link finds it first, but Maple tags along with Link and Ricky, planning to steal it when Link isn’t looking. Link arrives at Onox’s Castle and battles Onox in his true form and rescues Din. What Link doesn’t know is that upon defeating Onox, he inadvertently lights the Flame of Destruction that the evil witch sisters the Twinrova have been trying to ignite for a very long time. I know, spoilers, but you obviously know that Link will defeat his enemies because this is, after all, an adaptation of a video game and the protagonist always defeats the main antagonist at the end of the game (if you’re actually a good player and make it to the end, of course). Link is able to return to his homeland and is now given Knighthood and becomes a Knight of Hyrule, a role he now willingly accepts, making his grandpa proud.

            Okay, now, as promised, my thoughts. I’ve actually played and finished the video game, and unfortunately, this is just NOT the video game AT ALL. I mean, yes, it must be compressed since this IS a Manga after all, but the comparisons are VERY minimal. The video game DID NOT put such an emphasis on Ricky and Maple, and the video game DID NOT have the plot of Link being raised by his grandparents, or any backstory of Link prior to discovering the Triforce, the video game DID NOT have any content of Link joining Din’s troupe, the book DID NOT have ANY scenes in the land of Subrosia that Link travelled to in the game, and this book DID NOT spend much time with Link fighting enemies as he does in the game. This is VERY MUCH unrecognizable to the game, and I rather enjoyed this game, so I was pretty disappointed.

            Okay, now for the score; I always base this score on a scale of one-to-ten, one being this book was a waste of time and I regret spending my time reading it, ten being this was awesome and I’m totally going to read it again. So I said that this Manga was unrecognizable to the game that I enjoyed the game, and I was disappointed. BUT! This is NOT a review scored on a comparison to the game, this is a review about the Manga. I have to accept the Manga on face value. I felt that the Manga on its own was actually an interesting story. I enjoyed the development of the characters, except for the lack of Subrosia. And the video game spent no time on Link’s history nor Link’s growing from a farmer to a Knight, so I found Link’s personal story to be compelling, and the story of Link’s friendship with Ricky and “alliance” with Maple actually interested me and I got to actually KNOW the characters as compared to the video games, so I felt that this was a plus. SO! ON ITS OWN, ignoring that this was based on a video game, I give it a seven. I felt that the story itself was good, and I did enjoy it, especially my investment with the characters.

            Now, I’ll move on to “The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages.” This continues from where “Oracle of Seasons” left off. Players of the games will know that there was a feature that united the video games and you could play “Oracle of Seasons” or “Oracle of Ages” in either story and actually connect the story and items together and then go on to the final ending after both games connected are completed. We’ll get back to this feature in a little while, I still have to review “Oracle of Ages” first. In this story, the Twinrova send out Veran, the Sorceress of Shadow out to fight Link to ignite the Flame of Sorrow to resurrect Ganon, the King of Evil. Princess Zelda sends out Link and Impa on a quest to find Nayru, the Oracle of Ages and bring her back to Hyrule Castle after Zelda has a premonition of great evil approaching, namely the return of Ganon. Unfortunately, Veran can possess people. She sets out to possess Impa in order to obtain the powers of Nayru, the Oracle of Ages. Nayru has the Harp of Ages and can travel through time. When Veran makes her way to Nayru, she possesses the Oracle of Ages and now controls her. Veran travels back in time to influence Queen Ambi of Labrynna into building a tower to the heavens. Ambi forces the male citizens of Labrynna into constructing the tower. Link and Nayru’s old friend Ralph travel back in time to fight Veran. Link allies with Sir Raven, a double agent who claims to kidnap and kill traitors for Queen Ambi while actually rescuing them and bringing to the safe haven of Lynna. It turns out Raven is actually an ancestor of Link, forcing Link to provide extra protection for Raven to ensure Link is not erased from history in the event of Raven’s death. Ralph is also unwilling to kill the evil Queen Ambi as she is an ancestor of Ralph and killing her will erase Ralph from history as well. Link, Ralph and Raven are able to separate Veran from Nayru and fight Veran in her true form. Upon her death, the Flame of Sorrow is lit and Ganon is resurrected. Fortunately, the Twinrova’s spell is not completed properly and Ganon does not possess intelligence, leaving Link, Ralph and Raven to fight a ferocious beast.

            Okay, that’ll do for that. As I said before, the connectivity feature of the games makes it so that the two games are actually one story and completing both games unlocks the final ending where Link must save Zelda by killing the Twinrova and Ganon. If you have read one of my other two “The Legend of Zelda” Manga reviews, or actually read the Manga separately yourself and are just reading this review for my opinion, or even have ever played a “The Legend of Zelda” video game, you may be familiar with Ganon by now. I have played the game “Oracle of Ages” prior to writing this review, and I’ll say that this had more similarities to the game than the “Oracle of Seasons” Manga. However, the game DID NOT have Sir Raven AT ALL! In the game, Ralph wasn’t prominent in the defeat of Veran. In the game, more time travel was involved. And in the final ending, Link faced the Twinrova in battle and their fight interrupted the spell that resurrected Ganon.

            Again, taking this Manga at face value, I actually really enjoyed it. The character of Sir Raven was a welcome addition for me, and I felt it really helped with character development that actually compelled me as I read the Manga. As far as giving this a score, I actually have to give it an eight. And prior readers of one of my review posts know I am a VERY difficult scorer, so an eight on a video game Manga is a REALLY good score, especially since I enjoyed the game and there were a substantial amount of inconsistencies. Still, I thought it was a good effort and I have to applaud Akira Himekawa for what I felt was a job well done.

            Finally, we have “The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons – Short Edition.” Yes, in this, Din was captured by Onox, yes Link had to come and rescue her and get the Rod of Seasons, but in this he had to fight the Great Moblin and another monster from the game and battle Maple for the Rod of Seasons.

But taking a story of considerable length such as the full-length Manga of one-hundred-eighty-six pages and condensing it into twenty pages just DID NOT work. If I said the full-length Manga was not the game, this version was nothing like the game. I thought it was rather pitiful. It even almost seemed that Akira Himekawa just did it as a joke. Granted seeing monsters from “The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons” the video game was slightly a perk, but it wasn’t enough for me.

So now that I put down the little story, I have to give my numeric score. I hate to do this, to say this, I really do, but I have to score it as a two. I’d totally say you’d probably not miss much by getting this book and not reading “Oracle of Seasons – Short Edition.” It was a weak attempt, and reading it was totally a waste of six minutes or however long it took (I totally didn’t time it). The score was only a two and not a one because of the Great Moblin and the giant lizard dragon that made me have a slight appreciation, and without them I probably WOULD have given this story a one.

Alright, now we’re up to my score for the book as a whole. Linking (no pun intended) the two stories from the separate titles and having the final ending was fun for me to read. It’s been twenty years since I played the games, so revisiting the stories in a new interpretation was welcoming for me. I know I dissed this due to the Manga not being the games, but I appreciated it as the adaptation it was. And speaking of appreciating the adaptations, I’m giving my score of the entire book. I have to give it a (drumroll please!) six. Look, I liked “Oracle of Seasons” and “Oracle of Ages” quite a bit, but “Oracle of Seasons – Short Edition” had to bring it down. I’m sorry Akira Himekawa, you did a good job at most of the book, but there was so much for me to dislike. I don’t regret reading this book, that’s for sure, and, hey, maybe I’ll end up reading it again someday, but ultimately this book was rather flawed for me.

Okay, finally, do I recommend this book to you? I say this every time, but for you newbs, I can’t tell you if the book was a good book. I can tell you to me it was a fun book, but you don’t think the same way I do, you won’t have the same opinions as me. You might read this and think it’s trash and say “Tim Cubbin, how could you like this piece of garbage?” but you may also think it was so good and say “Tim Cubbin, what is wrong with you, this is an awesome book, how could you find flaws in this epic, great Masterpiece?” that’s all you. I’m just telling you in MY opinion, how I feel about it, but leave everything else to you. If you want to read this, go right ahead. I would recommend this book to you, but if you played and loved the games, you might love this new interpretation or you might hate that it’s not the game, that’s a tricky gray area, but not knowing anything about “The Legend of Zelda” could welcome you to Link’s world or just totally turn you off and not want to get involved, again, tricky gray area, I leave the opinion up to you. This makes telling a demographic audience impossible. We’ll leave it as that I played the games and loved them, then read the Manga of those same games and fairly enjoyed it, there’s nothing more I can say. BUT! I do have a warning for those of you who have never read a Manga before. A Manga is a Japanese comic book. There’s a consistent look to them, the art style (which, I didn’t mention before, but I personally loved it), in black and white, the exaggerated sound effects, the quirky little words appearing a points. The BIGGEST THING I can tell you is how to read it. I’m American, I’ve been reading comic books since I was five years old, and getting into my first Manga was an effort. That might sound strange to say… until you actually look at one. A Manga is read from back to front, from right to left. In other words, to American comic book readers like myself, it’s backwards! It will take some practice to get into a Manga, but once you get the hang of it, it’s actually kind of cool. And yes, you may have slips in learning it, mastering a Manga to regular comic book readers is an effort, but for “The Legend of Zelda” fans like myself, I think it is worth the work.

And now, I will bid you adieu. First, though, know that I am a rather frequent blogger. I don’t work on a schedule, I just post when I have something to post. I’m rather busy right now, so my posts won’t be as frequent as they were in the past, but keep looking for me in the future. I also do reviews of other graphic or prose novels I read (almost entirely Marvel, I am a die-hard Marvelite), I do editorials and essays and articles (as a certified, currently unemployed journalist), I have a complaint series B’ings, I write short fiction and nonfiction stories, I do poetry, I do a lot of stuff other than just this, so check out some more of my posts if you’ve enjoyed this review (and you’re still here, you are THE BEST!). I hope you come back for more, but for now, Tim Cubbin… out! 

Sunday, December 19, 2021

"Spider-Verse"

 

The following is a review of the Marvel Comics Event “Spider-Verse” as presented on Marvel Unlimited. It is not a review of the film “Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse” nor a piece about the film “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”

Howdy, everybody, you have now clicked into From the Mind of One Tim Cubbin! This is Tim Cubbin reporting! I’m a certified journalist, yet due to my disability, I am unable to get a true, steady job, in the journalism field or any other career. But, I want to get my words out there, so I do this blog unpaid, out of the goodness of my heart, hoping someone like you will read my little posts, and if you are reading this, despite knowing I’m NOT talking about Spider-Man films, you are THE BEST!

Okay, if you’re new to From the Mind of One Tim Cubbin and have never read my reviews before, I usually try to keep a standardized format of… well, reviewing it. Today, the first thing we’re going to do (after my boring intro) is talk about a few of the main characters. Regular readers know I give backgrounds, including origins of the characters and some of the history of the story needed to actually survive this review. BUT! This IS “Spider-Verse” and there were dozens of Spider-Men, Spider-Women, and even Spider-Animals, so I’m only going to talk about a select few that are either the best known or the most important. After that, I will continue the synopsis which will be briefly described in the character introductions and tell a good deal about the stories, avoiding spoilers as much as possible (and thank you NOT to the people who have already spoiled “No Way Home” and ruined the surprises, oh the joy of social media). Following that, I’m going to put in my two cents and talk about my personal take on it, including things I liked and disliked and how I felt reading it. After that, I’ll tell you how much I think you need to know about Spider-Man history in order to fully get it, which I call accessibility. Following that, I’ll give this whole event my own personal numeric score (we’ll get to that when we get to that). Then I’ll tell you if I actually recommend this story, especially including who I recommend the story to, looking back to accessibility. Then I give my boring conclusion paragraph where I tell you what else my blog has, and then you are free to go about your merry way. Well, now, let’s go to what you ACTUALLY WANT to read instead of my incessant blabbing (which, if you’re still here makes you THE BEST!).

First off, I’ll briefly tell you some of the major or most well-known Spider-Men, Spider-Women and Spider-Animals involved in the story. I am avoiding origin stories this time as it would take FOREVER to do and I only want to hold you for a few more minutes. Most of the Spiders are Peter Parker, but we do have a few other Spiders mixed in. The main Spider is Peter Parker/the Amazing Spider-Man who was introduced in 1962. We also have Peter Parker/Otto Octavius/the Superior Spider-Man (Doctor Octopus from the main Marvel Universe in Peter Parker’s body), Billy Braddock/Spider-UK, Gwen Stacy/Spider-Woman (best known as “Spider-Gwen), Miles Morales/Spider-Man, Peter Porker/Spider-Ham, Cindy Moon/Silk, Jessica Drew/Spider-Woman, Jessica Drew/Black Widow, Ben Reilly/Spider-Man, Kaine Parker/Scarlet Spider, Pavitr Prabhakar/Spider-Man, Penelope Parker/Sp//dr, Ben Parker/Old Man Spider-Man, Miguel O’Hara/Spider-Man 2099, Peter Parker/The Spider-Man (better known as Spider-Man Noir), Peter Parker/Spider-Monkey, Ashley Barton/Spider-Woman, Anya Corazon/Spider-Girl, Mayday Parker/Spider-Girl, May Reilly/Lady-Spider, Peter Parker/Six-Armed Spider-Man, Peter Parker/Captain Universe, Hobie Brown/Spider-Punk, May Parker/Spider Ma’am, many other Peter Parkers from other media such as cartoons and movies, several other Spiders who are not Peter Parker, those who were so minor they weren’t really identified; I mean, SO MANY SPIDERS! There are THOUSANDS of universes, most of them having at least ONE Spider, this list could go on for pages if they were all identified.

Okay, now, we’ve talked about ALL the Spiders I could think of, now we’ll talk about the villains. The Spiders are facing a family of energy suckers who feed off of the essences of Spider-Totems, all of them now obsessed with our group of Spiders who are all big juicy Spider-Totems. This family call themselves the Inheritors. This family is made up of Solus, Daemos, Verna, Brix, Bora, and Morlun. An Inheritor cannot truly be destroyed as they will return to clone bodies upon their deaths.

Well, now that we’ve got all of them squared away, let’s talk about the stories. Like many good stories, the central story focuses on a prophecy. It tells of the Inheritors’ defeat by the Spider-Totems of the Multiverse. The only way to prevent their demise is to slay three Spider-Totems: the Bride, the Scion, and the Other. This would insure that no other Spider-Totems would be created and the Inheritors will inherit the Multiverse. The identities of the Spider-Totems in the prophecy are Cindy Moon/Silk (the Bride), Benji Parker (the Scion), and Kaine Parker/Scarlet Spider (the Other). The Spiders band together with missions to defeat the Inheritors, travelling through all different realities where friends are foes, foes are allies, and things are all backwards from their home realities.

So, now I have a few things to say. I thought this story was AMAZING (no pun intended)! I LOVED EVERY ISSUE! I thought the writing was top notch. I thought all of the writers, er, spun a good web.  Some of my readers know that I am VERY keen about artwork. This can TOTALLY interfere with my scoring. The artwork never disappointed me. I especially enjoyed the throwbacks to specific realities. In one story, several Spiders travelled to the reality of the original 1967 cartoon, and I thought that was great. The artist TOTALLY caught the essence of the old series, mimicking the original artwork style perfectly, and it was like putting speech bubbles in the cartoon (I’m about to turn thirty-four in a month, but I watched that cartoon on DVD when I was a kid). I also liked the story featuring Peter Parker from the “Ultimate Spider-Man” animated series. And there were several other Easter eggs that long-time Spidey fans would pick up. All-in-all, I thoroughly enjoyed this event, and prior readers of this blog know I am very hard to please.

Okay, now we move on to accessibility. I don’t actually give this a numeric score, but I do say how easy a story is to pick up. In this case, I thought the event was very much self-contained. I feel that it’s relatively easy to pick up, even for fans who have never read a Spider-Man comic before and have only seen films or cartoons or have never had any prior experience with Spidey. Knowing a little background helps, but I don’t think it was essential. Some of these Spiders were only just introduced in the event, and there were origin stories contained where they were needed, so I feel this makes this easy to understand. Yes, there were Spiders with established history (considering Spidey was created in 1962 and this event was published in 2014), but I don’t think the long-term history is a hindrance. Hold that thought, we’ll return to this in two paragraphs.

Now, the moment you’ve been waiting for… my numeric score. I’ve already talked a lot about my feelings so this paragraph will be relatively brief. I score on a scale of one to ten. One means this was absolutely horrible (but you know I’m not scoring ANYWHERE near that), ten means in was mind-blowingly awesome. So I score it at… drumroll please… NINE! There were a few points that I didn’t like so unfortunately I couldn’t give it a perfect score, but it was pretty close for me.

Alright, we’re almost to the end (if you’re still here you are THE BEST!). Well, let’s see, I did say something about recommendation, didn’t I? So, do I recommend it? YES! YES! A thousand times, YES! If you’re a fan of any Spider-Man, Spider-Woman, or Spider-Animal, check this out as they are just about guaranteed to be there somewhere. If you’ve always wanted to read a Spider-Man comic but don’t know where to start, I think this book is a pretty good jump-in point. If you just saw “No Way Home” and want to get a TRUE Spider-Verse story, this is the right book for you. If you’ve never even HEARD of Spider-Man before reading this post and decided this sounds interesting, I totally recommend reading this. HOWEVER! I CANNOT tell you if this is a good story. For me, yes, it was a great story. But it might not be good for YOU. I can’t tell you how to feel. There are those of you who may say “No Way Home” was the best movie ever made, while some of you may say the hype was wrong and regret buying a ticket. We’re all entitled to our own opinions. This post is mine, feel free to have yours.

Okay, I’ve probably bored you just about long enough. BUT! If you liked this, I’ve already written more than seventy posts, many of which being book reviews, so feel free to read more book reviews when looking for something to read, I might have a few good recommendations for you. I also write editorials (being a certified journalist), I write essays, I write short fiction and non-fiction, I write poetry, I do all kinds of things, so if you like my writing style, feel free to explore more From the Mind of One Tim Cubbin. So now, if you’re still here, you are THE BEST! I hope you’ll come back, I post fairly regularly so keep checking, and till next time, Tim Cubbin… out!

Monday, December 13, 2021

"Sinister War"

Welcome to From the Mind of One Tim Cubbin. I am, surprisingly enough, Tim Cubbin.

The following is a review of the Marvel Comics event “Sinister War” as presented on Marvel Unlimited. THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH “Spider-Man: No Way Home,” which, at the time of my typing this, December 13, 2021, the world is getting ready for its release on December 17, 2021, and is just about a comic storyline that was released several months ago but just now available on Marvel Unlimited and am typing this the day the whole event was completely available, so if you think I’m going to be saying ANYTHING about “No Way Home,” you are not on the blog post you were expecting, but please, stay anyway because… well, just stay.

So, for some of you who have never read my reviews before, first I do the whole boring “blah, blah, blah” introduction that I have to say so you know what you’re getting into. After that, I briefly introduce the major characters. Then I give a synopsis of the story, followed by my own personal thoughts on the story. Then I talk about accessibility, which will suggest if you “No Way Home” preparers should actually read this story. Then I’ll give a numeric score of the story, which I will explain when we get there. Then I’ll say if I actually recommend reading this, and to who I think this is best suited for. Following that, I write the conclusion statement and bore most of you who no longer care what I have to say and click out immediately after I score it and move on to whatever you want to do after I blather these words which you probably won’t read anyway, but I know that some people stay with me, and if you do, you are THE BEST! (Particularly “No Way Home” excited preparers). Then I shut up and then say the three words I always sign off with (some of you may already know them, and if you do you are totally THE BEST! I love my regular readers and appreciate the support!), and let you do whatever you want to do on the internet now, Facebook, Instagram, Tik Tok, check your email, order last minute Christmas gifts, look at something inappropriate, watch something on YouTube, play video games, I honestly don’t care at the conclusion of my typing, posting, and promoting this because I am done with this and will be sure to write more content soon (I’m working on a book that will be reviewed in three or four days) and then I’ll try to get my thoughts together because this is ALL over the place, and… well, let’s just move on because I am most likely boring you and typing this to people who no longer wish to read my rant, so…

Yeah, let’s talk about Peter Parker/the Amazing Spider-Man. Peter was in high school when he went to a demonstration on radiology. A spider got in front of the rays and became radioactive. It then bit Peter Parker and Cindy Moon as it died (and Silk has nothing to do with this, so if you don’t know her it really doesn’t matter because she was not in this and therefore I won’t talk about her). Peter then discovered he had the proportional strength and agility of a spider, adhesive fingertips and toes, and a precognitive danger warning (“Spider-Sense”). He created web shooters. Then he went into showbiz, which didn’t work out, but he soon took his Uncle Ben’s words “with great power, there must also come great responsibility” to heart after Peter could have prevented Ben Parker’s death and started fighting bad guys, and the rest is history.

Next is Mary Jane Watson. MJ is Peter Parker’s girlfriend (and Peter is getting ready to propose to MJ) and actress. Her movie is premiering, and she and Peter are in attendance. This movie is essentially a biopic about Spidey’s longtime villain Quentin Beck/Mysterio, and was directed by… (wait for it)… Mysterio in the disguise of Cage McKnight. MJ actually knew this, but still stayed with him through the filming (and has apparently told Mysterio Peter’s identity as Spider-Man).

Quentin Beck/Mysterio was a stunt man who made cool tech but decided to use it to get what he wanted and became a super villain (and yes, this includes beating Spidey). So yeah, Beck was attending the premier with Peter and MJ.

Carlie Cooper is a forensic scientist and has been abducted. She has been locked up in a cell with Harry Osborn.

Harry Osborn is the son of one of Spidey’s worst enemies, Norman Osborn/the Green Goblin, and has been the Green Goblin himself.

Then we have the main villain, Harry Osborn/Kindred… wait! If Harry is in a cell with Carlie Cooper, then who is Kindred?

Then we have thirty-some-odd villains, all parts of teams that include Sinister in their team name or in groups of six, such as the Sinister Six, the Savage Six, the Sinister Syndicate, the Sinister Foes of Spider-Man, and a few others, let’s not get too far into that. Obviously, thirty-some-odd villains CANNOT all be named, and many are just there for action sequences which show Spidey fighting them and have no personal dialogue.

So, synopsis time. I’ve said a lot of the story already, so this is going to be repetitive and relatively short. Peter is at the premier with MJ, going to propose to her at the end of the movie. But we have “the Parker Luck” and the Sinister teams crash the premier of the movie.  They all want to kill Spider-Man because Kindred said that if their team doesn’t kill Spider-Man they will be… darned to a place that is traditionally referred to “down below” (I don’t use profanity on this blog, but you can now probably figure this out for yourself, and if you don’t know, look it up).

Okay, this is about all I can tell you about the story without spoilers. So now, my personal thoughts. I hate to say this, but… I was relatively disappointed by it. There were thirty-some-odd villains and six teams! Some villains are hard to recognize because they only get a few panels here and there showing them hitting Spider-Man or Spider-Man hitting them. And then keeping tabs on who was on what team was relatively difficult (possibly even impossible). Kindred’s true identity was a surprise. Kindred was not who the readers expected. After spending almost three years with the character, guessing Kindred’s identity, believing it was Harry Osborn for almost two years, it caught me off guard to who was actually under the mask. But the ending with Kindred felt anti-climactic to me (even including the words “To Be Continued”), and the end of the Sinister War just seemed lame.

Okay, now for accessibility. I think it is a great starting point for new readers. Let me clarify, though: I wouldn’t call the story great, but it’s relatively self-contained.

Well, let’s move on to my numeric score. The story totally did not adhere, thirty-some-odd villains are WAY too many, I felt the finales were weak, and to me it was just so disjointed (even more so than this review). BUT! I do have to say what saves this score from being so abysmal: the art. The art was AMAZING! Mark Bagley is one of my favorite comic book artists and his work on “Sinister War” totally did not disappoint me as I felt it fit in with the same panache that I’m used to with his work. Even the work on “The Amazing Spider-Man” seemed high quality to me. So, let me explain how the score works: I score on a scale of one to ten, one being so awful I feel like the three hours it took me to read it were a total waste of time, ten being this was an amazing read. BUT! There were two separate series with two separate stories, and I feel that I have to address that. So I’m going to score both stories individually and as a combination of the two. As I said, “Sinister War” was a hot mess, and I give it a harsh three. “The Amazing Spider-Man” was much better, so I actually am going to give it a five. So, by law of average, as a whole, I’d score it at a four.

As for recommendation, well, if you see “No Way Home” and it doesn’t meet your high expectations and want to make you feel a redemption for Spidey, maybe this will actually be good for you. Some of the villains are great, and include the Green Goblin, the Lizard, Sandman, Electro, and Doctor Octopus (all in “No Way Home!”) and were treated by the writer with great respect and effect, and have the desired “Sinister Six” you might have expected from “No Way Home” and might not get (I don’t know how the movie is, so I can’t predict if you’ll like it or not, I’m just saying), and in fact, about six groups, so if you have a favorite Spidey villain (aside from Venom and Carnage), they might even be in this book. So, while I didn’t personally love it, you might actually consider reading it. I mean, I didn’t think it was horrible, so any Spidey fans wanting to read any Spidey comics but never had could pick this book up as a paperback if it sounds interesting by my description, I say, “Go for it.” Decide how you feel yourself. Look, I can’t tell you if this is a good book or not, I’m not every human being on the planet, I’m just one Tim Cubbin, so I honestly can’t speak for everyone on that. You decide yourself. I can’t tell YOU how to think, you think for yourself. So if you read it, please send me comments or Tweets telling me what you think of “Sinister War,” I totally want to know. However… DO NOT BRING “No Way Home” INTO THIS! I insist. This is NOT a post about “No Way Home,” I honestly don’t care how you feel about it, this is JUST “Sinister War.” Also, no one has ever left a comment before, and if you are actually the first, you are THE BEST! Honestly, I mean it. So, if you liked it, Retweet, Emoji, Like, Comment and keep coming back to From the Mind of One Tim Cubbin. I post fairly often, I have a post lined up after this one in a few days (it is NOT about “No Way Home” by the way), I write reviews about most of the things I read, and I read A LOT, so you know I have plenty coming up. I also write short stories, poetry, essays, editorials, things journalists do (I am, in fact, a certified journalist, I just can’t get employment so I write these for free hoping someone will notice me) and more. If you are here, still reading, you are THE BEST! Hopefully I don’t leave you thinking this was a waste of time and sour you to future posts, so if you read more of my work, you are THE BEST! I’m going to leave you now, with three words. Tim Cubbin… out! 

Thursday, December 9, 2021

A Tribute to Wakka, Part Five

The following is Part Five of a tribute to my bearded dragon, Wakka, who passed away December 4, 2021. This series will include favorite memories and stories of my life with my companion for five years.

            Wakka has now been lain to rest. It had been one of the hardest things I have ever had to do in my entire life, matching up with the grief of losing my dog Casper. Wakka was my baby, my son. To all my other pets, I’m “Brojah”  (a form of “Brother” that I once said to Casper which actually stuck and that’s how he knew me, and as my cat Rose knows me as well), but to Wakka I was Dada. I even have a mug that says “Bearded Dragon Dad” which I have not made coffee in for the past six days, as I am no longer a Bearded Dragon Dad, and that, over the past five years, has been my favorite mug, the mug I made coffee in every morning. I’m also in doubt of ever having hooman children, not completely ruling it out, but it may not ever happen, so he was my first child. I loved him like a dad and he was my son, and I was a single parent. (I have no woman in my love life at the moment, so there was no mom.) I couldn’t have loved him more if I were a contributing factor in his conception. I had several nicknames for him as well, which, fortunately he never thought were his real names. “Li’l Goober,” “Mister Grump Grump,” “Wakka-Man the Grump,” “Mister Lizard-Man,” and “The Wakka Monster.” I think every parent has nicknames for their children, hoomans or fur babies. I’ve been called “Timbo,” “TimTim,” “Master Timothy,” and, to my hatred, “Timmy,” by my grandmother and at one of my last jobs (which I cringed every time I was called that, by the way, if anyone from my job at Test America is reading this, which I HIGHLY doubt) over the course of my life. (My full name is Timothy, but I’ve preferred to be called “Tim” since I was four years old.) This is probably going to be the last part of “A Tribute to Wakka,” so I’m going to talk about the present and the future. Wakka was buried December 7, 2021 under the deck of my house, and am working on a headstone. I’m going to be visiting him a lot, for sure. But for now, well… Wakka’s tank is in my office, where I am typing these essays. The room and the house feel so empty. It’s so dark in here (bearded dragons need heat and basking lights as they are coldblooded animals) the lights being off. I have all the lights on in my office except for Wakka’s lights and it feels like there’s no electricity in here. And I keep glancing over, which I constantly did, just to look at my little guy and see what he was up to, and I have to remind myself that he’s not here over and over again. I also imagined the things Wakka would say and say “Wakka says…” and realize he’s not here anymore to “say” anymore. All the things I try to say or do and have to catch myself. He was a fixture in my life for five years, and accepting he’s gone has been so difficult. For those who don’t know, I’m bipolar and mentally impaired (and the fact I’m so articulate is rather surprising, and I’m a college graduate with a bachelor’s degree English major and Journalism minor, which, being disabled and unemployed, is why I do this blog, it’s my job and my life, how I feel like I have a purpose). Wakka was my emotional support lizard, so the past six days have been EXTREMELY difficult, and my grieving responses have been badly elevated. Now, let’s talk about the Kübler-Ross model, commonly known as the five stages of grief. They are: denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. I’ve been all over it. The fact I keep expecting Wakka is be here is denial. I’m so angry at God for taking my lizard the day after the eighth anniversary of Casper’s passing. Why is my beardie gone? It’s not fair! (Bargaining). I’m so sad Wakka’s gone, so depressed. It’s been a total jumping mess on the model for me. And I just can’t accept that he’s gone. This is just so difficult for me, as I’ve just explained in seven-hundred words. So, where do I go from here? My life just feels so empty without Wakka. It’s like a huge hole has been ripped from my heart. But I know Wakka would want me to celebrate his life, not mourn his death. Which is why I have been doing these five essays. So, I’m going to adopt a new beardie baby in January, (January 19th, 1988 is my birthday), one that needs a nice loving home, and a hooman who can take good care of it. I have to say, becoming a beardie dad was difficult. I’d never had a reptile companion before. He was my first. I had bought a bearded dragon handbook, but I know those of you with human children know they cannot properly prepare you for what parenthood truly is. This book was not useful AT ALL! So, in all honesty, I had absolutely no idea what I was doing October 28, 2016 when Wakka entered my office. And yet I was able to create a nice, safe, loving home for Wakka, where he was happy and healthy for five years. What I did raising him, I did absolutely right (the average beardie life is about five to ten years, so I did the best I could and got him to an average age). Well, he was usually happy until I had a kidney infection in October 19, 2020 and was hospitalized for a month. I think he felt I abandoned him. After all, a hooman’s life threatening illness is not something a beardie can truly comprehend, and when I came home he had a different personality. Or it just could have been as he was growing up, he hit… well, it was a transitional stage that human kids go through when they grow up and give their parents great frustration. But, whatever the reason, when I came in my office, he looked up at me with that big Wakka smile and it always made my life seem so much better, seeing that little creature look at me like I was the most wonderful thing in the universe. Which is why his death has been so difficult for me. But having a new beardie who might give me that look is something I very much want. I know it won’t be a replacement for Wakka, it’ll be a whole new being, but every human is different, and that’s how my new baby will be. But I think of this: going in with my new beardie baby, I have experience. I know what I’m doing. And THAT is a very big difference. This new beardie will have a great life with a loving dad. With Wakka, I was a “slather” (a male smother, a term I may have come up with, but I hope will soon be popular vernacular), but he loved it. He loved me, I loved him, and a new beardie baby will give me more love in my life and I will have all the love for it. Wakka knew nothing but for how to be loved and how to give that love back. And I want that again in my life. I actually have names for my next beardie (I know it's still more than a month away, but I love thinking about the future), which I am keeping hush-hush for now, it’ll be a surprise to everyone. I will say, however, the names come from some of my favorite video games, just like Wakka’s was, so it will be rather original and not a common pet name, which will make our lives very special. I can’t wait to bring it home, and you can expect to hear about this beardie when I get it and share the story of this beardie’s adoption with you. And I’ll leave you now with things to think of. If you’re reading this post, you should totally look at the other four posts of “A Tribute to Wakka” if you still haven’t done so yet to get a larger view of the life of Wakka Auron Cubbin. And if you are looking for a pet, totally consider a bearded dragon! They are great, loving companions, relatively easy to raise, and lots of fun to share time with! And, as ever, I have tons of other content on this blog, so you should totally check them out. And ‘til next time, Tim Cubbin… out! 

A Tribute to Wakka, Part Four

 

The following is Part Four of a tribute to my bearded dragon, Wakka, who passed away December 4, 2021. This series will include favorite memories and stories of my life with my companion for five years.

Last time, I talked about activities Wakka loved to do. Now I’m going to talk about how I physically handled him.

I was originally afraid to handle Wakka when he was so tiny. I’d originally called it “male postpartum lizard depression.” In all honesty, I’d never heard of a bearded dragon until about four months before I adopted him. When my mom brought it up, I pictured something that anyone who has never heard the phrase “bearded dragon” would imagine. If you’re reading this and this is the first time you’ve ever heard of a bearded dragon, Google it (or you could use any browser to look it up, any one of them works). It was not what I expected; it was cuter. If you watched “Game of Thrones,” the dragons DO NOT look like a beardie, by the way, but the names of Dany’s dragons are actually popular names for beardies (I’m actually reading the books and never seen the show, but I’ve seen the still images, so I know what they look like). While we’re on that, there are several other popular beardie names. For example, Toothless (from “How to Train Your Dragon”), Spyro (the video game dragon), Charmander, Charmeleon, and Charizard (from Pokémon), and Puff (the magic dragon), are popular names. These are all popular dragons and lizards, so the names are often thought of when adopting a beardie. I’ve said “Wakka” came from “Final Fantasy X” and “Kingdom Hearts.” Wakka was my favorite character, and I wanted my beardie to have a unique name, an uncommon name, a special name, something original that people wouldn’t think of. And for some strange reason, it worked. I told people his name and showed them his pictures (which, I took, like, ninety-nine trillion pictures of and would show them off to anyone who would stand near me for any length of time, bragging “this is my son,” and my dad said “I always wanted a grandchild, I just didn’t think he’d have scales”, and though he never met Wakka, he loved the photos) and people would say, “Yeah, he looks like a Wakka.” And yes, he learned his name, and if I talked about him on the phone, he’d turn his head and give a look that said “I know you’re talking about me.” He was always a friendly little guy. He only ever bit me once, and that was only because I had bugs in my hand and was hand-feeding him (beardies have eyes on either side of their heads and cannot see directly in front of them, so he was aiming for the bugs but missed), it was not malicious and he immediately gave a look that said “Oops, sorry Dada. And you don’t taste very good.” Bearded dragons also have no vocal chords, so the only sound that can ever escape from their mouths is a horrible hiss, but Wakka never hissed, even when I knocked his hand log over on him (but he was grumpy about that for three days after that), so he was a quiet-mouthed little beardie. And oddly enough, beardies are actually mildly venomous. But don’t be turned off, it’s only fatal for small animals like rodents, but it will sting for several hours after a bite, and beardies don’t usually go around just biting hoomans like snakes do for no reason, so they’re a lot safer than snakes and don’t require live mice as part of their diet. But I’ve totally gone all off-topic, so I’ll move on. Beardies tend to start off very small (fully grown they’re about eighteen to twenty-four inches). I have a firm grip. When I was in school, I constantly broke pencils by holding too tight and writing. So a little baby beardie was scary for me as I was afraid I’d smush it. When I first held Wakka, I got a little scared and only held him for a minute when the breeder handed him to me. Fortunately he was very docile and didn’t squirm, or I’d probably have dropped him. So it took a few months before I every actually truly held him. When he was about a foot was when I started handling him (he grew to eighteen inches as a full-grown adult), but when I did, I didn’t want to stop. Wakka’s earliest human contact was with my mom, who was able to hold him in one hand and pet him with her thumb, and she has small hands. Wakka grew to love hugs and cuddles and snuggles. His favorite thing was to be held over my heart. When Wakka wanted a hug, a true hug, he would place one paw on my chest, then the other, then put his head on my chest (yes, there were times he didn’t want hugs and would not hug back, he’d just look at me with a look that said “put me down, hooman, no snuggles!”). On December 3, 2021, right before he passed, he gave me what turned out to be our final hug, and he didn’t want to let go. I think he knew it would be our last hug and held it as long as he could. I think the sound of the beating of my heart was comforting to him. Contact he didn’t like, however, was baths. If you put him in water, he would climb out of the tub as quick as possible, and look at me with a look that said “I don’t want to be wet, Dada, I want to be dry!” When I dried him up, he was so happy. He would sway back and forth (like a wet dog shaking itself. He also scratched his head with a back leg at times, like a dog. Sometimes I don’t think he realized he was a lizard). He also did some… unpleasant activities in the bathtub, but let’s not talk about that. I also had the boops game, where I’d circle my hands, tap his snoot with my index finger and say “boop!” Honestly, I don’t know if he liked it, but he never bit my finger, so I guess he didn’t hate it. He gave two looks during the boops game. The first was “No, hooman, no boops. NO BOOPS! (Boop!) Why you do that hooman? I said no boops!” The other was “I am NOT amused!” Also, as you probably know, like every reptile, Wakka would shed. He just wasn’t very good at it. He would only shed a few body parts at a time. For example, he did the “toga.” For those who don’t know what I mean, his back would partially shed, but it would leave one shoulder not shedding, so it looked like a toga. I said he would scratch himself like a dog, that was during a shed. And only part of his head would shed at a time. One time, he had the COVID mask shed. All around his snoot there was a shed, but the rest of his head wasn’t shedding. If you’re reading this in the twenty-second century (which is altogether possible) and COVID is relatively non-existent (and I honestly hope it does, 2021 is a disaster), and don’t know about masks, we have a pandemic where we had a highly transmittable disease and have to wear masks to try to prevent spreads. So Wakka was shedding and looked like he had a mask on his face. Sometimes one leg would shed, then after that shed was complete, parts of the other three legs would shed. One time, his belly completely shed at once in his water dish. But as you can imagine, Wakka didn’t like EVERY form of contact. I know if you have a pet like a dog or a cat, you often give them kisses. Well, I think beardies deserve it too. So I gave him many smooches over the five years I had him. But he made a face that said “My dignity! Hooman lips have touched me! Get me disinfectant!” One time I kissed him and a shed came off on my face (that was rather gross). So he did NOT like being kissed, but he was my baby and I did it anyway as a gesture of love.

We’re going to stop here for now as there are a LOT more Wakka memories to share, so please, keep coming back for more stories of my five years with Wakka! And if you are looking for a pet, totally consider a bearded dragon! They are great, loving companions, relatively easy to raise, and lots of fun to share time with! Until next time, Tim Cubbin… out!

Monday, December 6, 2021

A Tribute to Wakka, Part Three

 

            The following is Part Three of a tribute to my bearded dragon, Wakka, who passed away December 4, 2021. This series will include favorite memories and stories of my life with my companion for five years.

            Last time, I talked about some of Wakka’s favorite words and activities. There is, however, another activity not mentioned last time that Wakka truly loved, and we’re going to talk about that now.

            I must say beardies are good listeners. Yes, he often didn’t know what I was talking about (beardies can’t learn a whole lot of words, what with their brains not being very big), but he listened. He was always a good sounding board, despite not knowing how to respond. I’ve been doing this blog for over a year now and talking to him has created A LOT of the posts on this site. Yes, he knew the word “cartoon” and what it meant, but he also loved hearing stories from Dada. My regular readers know I LOVE Marvel, and we read comics together. My bachelors’ degree is in English and Journalism (and being an unemployed journalist is the driving point of this blog) so reading and writing are my passions. Let’s face it, when we read, we all imagine in our heads what the characters are saying and how the characters are saying these words. Well, when I read out loud, which I did for Wakka, my passion ignites and I try to get the words out the way I imagined reading it. These stories were fun for both me and Wakka. I know he loved the sound of my voice because he always looked at me as I spoke (he always looked at me like I was the most wonderful thing there is, with his big Wakka smile, so no matter how bad my day was, I would go to my room, see that little guy, and that always made my day better). So when I read to him, the story was exciting and fun and I totally got into it, and he totally got into it. We could read together for hours. I think that’s why he liked cartoons, the stories and the voices, but I think also due to the colors (I’m on many bearded dragon groups on Facebook, and most beardies love cartoons, again due to the voices, the sound effects, and the colors. And yes, when we read comics I made the sound effects). Also, my associates’ degree is in elementary education, and for a while I wanted to be an English teacher, so I got to be Wakka’s English teacher. I also give my cat school (an excuse to read things I want to read but on average don’t have time to read). Great way to pass the time. (And a lot of my book reviews were read in class with my cat Rose so she gave me quite a lot of content for this blog). Also, there’s another post “I Wanted a Dog,” where I talk about my dog Casper, so all of my pets are responsible for this blog in several ways. I hate that I have to make these posts about Wakka posthumously, but he was a good companion. This past Saturday morning, December 4, 2021, I unfortunately found that Wakka had passed on. A term for the passing on of a beardie is that it “earned its wings.” My cat Rose has a bell on her collar, so several minutes afterward, I thought of “It’s A Wonderful Life” and the quote “Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings” and tapped on Rose’s collar bell, just so my little angel truly earned his wings. As I said about the beardie owner groups, I got a lot from them over the entire course of Wakka’s life. Now, I’m going to explain a little thing about beardies that you might not have thought about. There are different morphs of beardies. You shouldn’t be surprised, though. Look at dogs. Think of all the different breeds of dogs there are. Well, beardies are the same. They come in different patterns and colors. Wakka actually had a morph not mentioned in The Bearded Dragon Manual I bought when I adopted him. As I said in prior installments, it really didn’t help all that much, and the beardie Facebook groups got me through these five years with Wakka where the Manual didn’t suffice. We beardie owners are VERY proud of our beardies. We constantly share pictures and ask for help from each other when we are in difficult situations and offer support when our beardies earn their wings. Wakka was a dark gray color with no back pattern, and a pure white beard and belly. Being a Marvel fan, I’ve thought of Wakka as a mutant. He was one-of-a-kind and very unique. And he was one of the most loving souls I’ve ever encountered, knowing nothing but love, and knowing nothing but to give love. One beardie group admin actually made a cartoon out of Wakka several years ago, and it was beautiful. But again, proud beardie owners. This past year, on Wakka’s September 1 hatchday, he got more birthday wishes on Facebook than I did… and I don’t even personally know any of these people! And upon posting of Wakka’s passing, I’ve gotten nothing but great support, great words of comfort and even poems, and yes, The Rainbow Bridge. Now, I’m Catholic, and immediately I thought of selfish things about Wakka’s passing. People always say “They’ve gone to a better place,” and “they’re not suffering anymore.” My thoughts against that were “He was in a great place with me” and “he never suffered his whole life.” How am I supposed to believe and accept these? Many people have heard of the Kübler-Ross Model of the Five Stages of Grief. Now, prior readers may be aware of the fact that I have bipolar disorder. But the model isn’t working right for me. I’ve been hopping all around the Stages in different order every few seconds. Why is my beardie dead? It’s not fair my beardie is dead? How am I supposed to live without my beardie? Wakka was a constant fixture in my life for five years. I always visited him to talk to him, to tell him “It’s not called ‘reptile dysfunction,’” “There is no Statue of Lizardy,” “These are noodles, not worms,” all our little jokes over the past five years. And now he’s gone. I’m alone in my room, the tank is empty, there’s no one to look at, to talk to, the house feels empty. There’s a hole in my heart, there’s a part of me missing, I’m alone. Why him? Why now? My dog Casper died December 3, 2013, Wakka died December 4, 2021. Why do the days have to be so similar? Why do I one day mourn my dog, the next I have to mourn my lizard? It’s not fair! But we have to remember that pets are just borrowed, God gives them to you for a limited amount of time, you just have to make the best time of it you possibly can. A beardie’s average lifespan is five-to-ten years. Wakka made it to five. I just have to appreciate we had five happy years together, cherish them, remember them fondly, and hold Wakka in my heart for the rest of my life until I join God in Heaven and am reunited with my little guy. But my life feels so empty without a beardie. And I have to think Wakka wants me to be happy and welcome a new beardie into my home and give it a happy life as I gave Wakka a happy life. I have a Bearded Dragon Dad mug, and will make it mean something again. To Wakka, I’ll miss and love you forever, and while in death we are apart, your Dada loves you with all his heart.

            Now as I finish this, I prepare to place Wakka to his final resting place. This series has been powerful and emotional to me, and I hope it means something to you, as well. And if you are looking for a pet, totally consider a bearded dragon! They are great, loving companions, relatively easy to raise, and lots of fun to share time with! Be on the lookout for my more content from this blog, I post fairly regularly and hopefully I have other pieces to tickle your fancy. And I say to you, until next time, Tim Cubbin… out!

A Tribute to Wakka, Part Two


The following is Part Two of a tribute to my bearded dragon, Wakka, who passed away December 4, 2021. This series will include favorite memories and stories of my life with my companion for five years.

Last time, I told you the story of my first day with Wakka and other details pertaining to the early times of raising a bearded dragon. I will admit continuity will be a little jumbled in the telling, but important details are inserted at times to explain what raising a beardie is like for people unfamiliar with raising a beardie.

Wakka turned out to be quite playful. He often exercised, running around the tank and interacting with his decorations. Decorations are VERY important when raising a beardie. They need things to climb on and hide under. If you read Part One, you will know what decorations I gave him, but I will describe them in slightly more detail. I had bought him a hideous thing the register at PetSmart identified as the “Tree Demon.” This had a rough surface, good for helping a beardie’s body as they do have parts that need to be scratched for their bodily health. The Tree Demon also had shelter underneath it for him to crawl and hide under. Wakka had a large tail however, so hiding under the Tree Demon did not make him invisible. He also had a plastic interpretation of a triceratops skull, and a plastic cactus which he had somewhat of a… fixation on (keeping this post G-Rated, so you don’t need to know anything more). And he had his food and water dish. In his tank, he saw a reflection of himself and did not realize it was him, instead thinking another beardie wanted to eat his bugs, and he sometimes decided his water dish was a bathtub. In the last part, I told you my friend Chris had set me up with Bearded Dragon communities on Facebook. We beardie owners are VERY proud of our dragons and LOVE to share pictures of their antics. Wakka had an activity known as “glass surfing.” He would walk around and drag with pancake belly across the glass of his tank. (I say “pancake” as that is what their bodies look like when they lay flat of the floor). And for those of you who don’t know why the species is called a “bearded” dragon, it is because they have scales under their chin which, at times they will inflate, and resemble the shape of a beard. He also had unusual positions that he would assume for hours that did not possibly look like they would be comfortable. And he had a sleeping position of sprawling against the glass with his front feet up. My family came to meet him one day. I have an amazing Uncle Frank and cousins Gina and Kate. I was Wakka’s “Dada,” a single father (and he was my son in every way imaginable except for coming out of my body). My cousins Gina and Kate are so close to me that I consider them more as sisters than cousins, so they were Wakka’s Aunt Gina, Aunt Kate, and Great-Uncle Frank. Wakka loved his Aunt Gina, they played together for ten minutes straight. Wakka was a sweet little creature who not only WAS loved, but COULD love in return. He also knew a few words. Sure they have very little brain because of their size, but beardies can learn some words and associate what they mean. He knew his name, Wakka. If I was in my room on the phone talking about him, he got the “I know you’re talking about me” look (and sometimes gave stank eye, but that didn’t always involve anything other than him looking at you). He also knew me as “Dada” and my caretaker, my mother as “Gammy.” We also had “Cartoon Sundays,” while my mom was at work. My regular readers, who have read previous posts such as my prose and graphic novel reviews, know I am a HUGE Marvel fan. When we got Disney+, he was in heaven. He loved Spider-Man and always liked watching all of his animated series’ (I think personally he liked the villain the Lizard and thought he was just misunderstood, but I could never truly know what he was thinking because HE COULDN’T TALK! In fact, beardies have no vocal chords, so the only noise they can make is a hiss, but Wakka never hissed at anyone.) And that was a word he learned: “Cartoons.” If you said the words “cartoon” or “cartoons,” he knew EXACTLY what they were and got very excited. In his tank, he had the optimal viewing position. (He rarely left his tank except for cleanup time or contact, which he never seemed to mind, showing no real interest in leaving it. My house is small but cluttered and he could very easily get lost and would never be found again, so staying in his tank was a requirement. One time I actually left his tank open and unattended for over ten minutes and he never moved from his position, so obviously he liked staying in his tank). As soon as cartoons started, he got in the optimal viewing position and stayed in it until my mom came home and cartoons went off (for me, yesterday was Sunday and watching cartoons just didn’t feel right or the same, but in his honor I watched “Star Wars: The Clone Wars,” as show he never watched, and that was the only cartoon I felt like watching. He passed away sometime during a Friday night or Saturday morning, not sure when exactly). However, I think his favorite word was “bugs,” but I think a lot of beardies will agree with that. I said last time I fed him freeze-dried bugs as breeding live bugs just seemed pointless (I only wanted to raise a beardie, after all, not any other pets, especially live bugs, which I absolutely hate and I would freak out if I ever opened a box of live bugs), but that never seemed to bother him, he did “happy nom nom” either way. He also knew the word “nama” (short for banana, his favorite fruit). I honestly don’t know on average how many words a beardie can truly learn or exactly how many and which ones Wakka knew, but his little brain could do associations of those words and their meanings.

We’re going to stop here for now as there are a LOT more Wakka memories to share, so please, keep coming back for more stories of my five years with Wakka! And if you are looking for a pet, totally consider a bearded dragon! They are great, loving companions, relatively easy to raise, and lots of fun to share time with! Until next time, Tim Cubbin… out!

 

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