The
following is a review of the Marvel Epic Collection “X-Men: The Fate of the
Phoenix” written by Chris Claremont, John Byrne, Jo Duffy, and Scott Edelman.
This is NOT a review of the film “X-Men: Dark Phoenix.”
Howdy, all,
welcome to From the Mind of One Tim Cubbin. I am, myself, Tim Cubbin.
So, this is
one of my reviews. Prior readers of my reviews will be familiar with my
structure, but for those of you who are only reading my blog for the first time
after being intrigued by hashtags on Twitter, I’ll be nice and map it out for
you. Now, I know some of you have had absolutely no interaction with the X-Men;
never picked up a comic, never watched a cartoon, never seen a movie, never
played a video game, never collected trading cards, so I feel like I should
introduce the major characters for you. That would be prudent. Then, of course,
I’ll give you a synopsis of the stories. Following that, I’ll give you my own
personal thoughts about the book. After that, I’ll give you a numeric score of
the book as its individual stories and then the book as a whole. Then I’ll tell
you if I recommend this book and to whom I would recommend this book to. Then I’ll
say goodbye and we can both be on our merry way. Some of my previous readers
will notice the structure of this review is slightly different, but I feel this
would be more efficient to write it this way and for you to read it this way.
So, are we good on that? Good! Let’s begin!
So, let’s
talk about who the X-Men are. The X-Men are a group of mutants, born with
genetic super powers. Regular human beings are jealous for and afraid of their
powers, and mutants are hated and feared and often wanted imprisoned or killed.
There are mutants, such as the X-Men, who want peace between mutants and
baseline human beings. Other mutants, such as the Hellfire Club (pardon my
profanity, I hate to use this word, but it’s essential to say) and the
Brotherhood of Evil Mutants want to establish mutant supremacy. The X-Men fight
the evil mutants and the humans who want to eradicate mutants to try to
establish human/mutant peaceful relations.
So,
obviously, you’ll want to hear about our prime mutants. First off is the
founder and mentor of the X-Men, Professor Charles Xavier/Professor X, confined
to a wheelchair but one of the most powerful telepaths on the planet. Scott Summers/Cyclops,
X-Men field leader with uncontrollable optic force beams. Kurt
Wagner/Nightcrawler, blue furred, three fingered, two toed, prehensile tailed,
teleporter. Piotr Rasputin/Colossus, Russian farm boy with the ability to
transfer from flesh and blood to organic steel skin, granting him super
strength. Ororo Munroe/Storm, able to control the weather. Logan/Wolverine,
able to heal from any wound and with an adamantium skeleton and claws. Kitty
Pryde/Sprite, young mutant with the ability to turn intangible. Warren
Worthington III/Angel, able to fly with natural wings. Jean Grey/Marvel
Girl/Phoenix/Dark Phoenix, a cosmic powered telepathic and telekinetic woman.
The Inner Circle of the Hellfire Club (including Sebastian Shaw, Emma Frost,
Donald Pierce, Harry Leland, and Jason Wyngarde/Mastermind), a group of mutants
who want to enslave the world. The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants (including Raven
Darkholme/Mystique, Fred Dukes/Blob, John Allerdyce/Pyro, Irene Adler/Destiny,
and Dominic Petros/Avalanche), a group of mutant extremists who want to
establish mutant supremacy. We also have some other major players. Senator
Robert Kelly, an antimutant presidential candidate. The Sentinels, mutant
hunting robots. Lilandra Nerimani, alien empress of the Shi’ar. The Imperial
Guard, super powered protectors of the Shi’ar Empire.
Phew, that’s
a large cast. Now, let’s talk about the stories. Unfortunately, this will have
to include the fate of the Phoenix spoiler in order to be effective. First off
is “The Dark Phoenix Saga.” The X-Men’s mutant detecting device, Cerebro tracks
two new mutant signatures. The X-Men teams split up. Xavier, Logan, Ororo, and Peter
head to Illinois to try to recruit Kitty Pryde to Professor Xavier’s School for
Gifted Youngsters (the X-Men’s base of operations) while Scott, Jean, and Kurt
go to New York City to try to recruit Allison Blaire, the mutant singer Dazzler.
Kitty goes to a malt shop (which we really don’t have anymore, and some of you
might not even know what a malt shop is) with Peter, Logan, and Ororo, who
inform Kitty that she is a mutant and they are the X-Men. The X-Men are
attacked and kidnapped by agents of the Hellfire Club, under orders of Emma
Frost, the telepathic White Queen. Kitty is able to save the team. Allison
turns down Scott and Jean’s offer to join the X-Men. Jean, meanwhile, is having
“time slips,” seeing what she thinks is an ancestor, and her romance with Jason
Wyngarde, but in actuality it is Wyngarde seducing Jean to become the Black
Queen and to up his bid for a higher position in the Hellfire Club. This turns
Phoenix into Dark Phoenix when Mastermind’s plan fails, who then wishes to
destroy the X-Men, despite having spent years on-and-off with the team. She
then soars to space and destroys the D’Bari star system, killing five billion
lives and destroying a Shi’ar star cruiser, thus changing their peaceful
standing with the X-Men, who now wish to destroy the Dark Phoenix. With the aid
of former X-Men/now Avenger Hank McCoy/Beast, Xavier is able to suppress the Dark
Phoenix. But the Shi’ar abduct the X-Men and Beast to destroy Jean/Phoenix.
However, Xavier challenges the Shi’ar Imperial Guard to a duel of honor over
the fate of the Phoenix. As the X-Men fall, Jean feels the Dark Phoenix returning,
and, rather than turning evil again, ends the threat of the Dark Phoenix ever
returning. Following this, Scott leaves the X-Men as he feels he has no place
with the team. Storm is made leader, and Kitty Pryde becomes the youngest
member of the X-Men.
Kitty is resistant
to accept Nightcrawler as a friend. In “Nightcrawler’s Inferno,” Kurt and the
X-Men fight the evil witch Margali, who blames Kurt for a crime Kurt did not
commit.
After this
is “…Something Wicked This Way Comes!” where Logan and Kurt head to Canada to
cure a man turned into a demon called the Wendigo.
Next up is “Days
of Future Past!” In this, the new Brotherhood of Evil Mutants assassinate presidential
candidate Senator Kelly in 1980. Soon after, the Sentinels are reactivated and
in time, mutants are eradicated. The survivors are placed in concentration
camps, and inhibitors are created to suppress their mutant powers. In 2013, a
nuclear assault is planned for the United States in an effort to end the threat
of the Sentinels. Logan, Piotr, Ororo, Kate Pryde-Rasputin, Franklin Richards,
Rachel, and Magneto plan to stop this world from ever coming to be. The mutants
are able to jam the inhibitor powers, and Rachel uses her power to swap Kate
and Kitty, sending Kate Pryde-Rasputin back in time to 1980, and Kitty Pryde to
2013. The choice is made as Kitty is the newest member of the X-Men and not as
psychically resistant and most likely to be believed. Kate must now convince
the X-Men, who head to Washington, D.C. to try to save Charles Xavier, X-Men
ally Doctor Moira MacTaggert, and Senator Kelly from the new Brotherhood of
Evil Mutants.
Following
this is “Demon.” Kitty is left alone at Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted
Youngsters on Christmas Eve, where a demon is able to enter the School and
Kitty, by herself, must fight the demon to save her life.
There are
also mini-stories “At the Sign of the Lion,” “Joyride into Jeopardy” “Cry—Vengeance!”
and “Phoenix: The Untold Story” a director’s cut of “The Fate of the Phoenix,”
the final issue of “The Dark Phoenix Saga” with different dialogue and a
different ending.
Okay, I
know this was a lot to take in, and if you are still here at this point, you
are THE BEST! So, now for my thoughts. “The Dark Phoenix Saga” is, at the
moment, my FAVORITE X-Men story. To me it is just PERFECTION! The film “X-Men:
Dark Phoenix” just DID NOT do it justice. BUT! I felt that “Nightcrawler’s
Inferno” and “…Something Wicked This Way Comes” were just mediocre stories, but
I did like how it shined a spotlight on Kurt. BUT! “Days of Future Past!” I
thought it was such an AMAZING story! Granted the future has passed, but in
1980, 2013 seemed like such a long time away and the ages of the surviving
mutants had to be believable in order to still be fighting the Sentinels. And I
guess that meant that the X-Men were able to change this future from happening.
(Kidding! Or am I?). And “Phoenix: The Untold Story” having different dialogue
and a different ending was rather interesting, but this just would not have
worked out if it had been published as the originally published ending.
Okay, I
know you’ve been waiting for this! My numeric score. I’ve said all I needed to
say, so now I’m going to give my scores. In this case, I won’t justify my
scores because I’ve probably bored you slightly, so if you’re still here, you
are THE BEST! Just going to say, I score on a scale of one to ten, one being
amazingly awful, while ten being simply amazing. And I am a VERY hard to please
reviewer as my prior readers will know, so a high score from me, well… Anyway! “The
Dark Phoenix Saga” Ten! “Nightcrawler’s Inferno” Eight! “…Something Wicked This
Way Comes!” Seven! “Days of Future Past!” Ten! “At the Sign of the Lion” Six! “Joyride
into Jeopardy!” Six! “Cry—Vengeance!” Six! “Phoenix: The Untold Story” Ten! And
finally, “X-Men: The Fate of the Phoenix” as a whole book! Nine!
Now,
finally, do I recommend this book? YES! If you like X-Men comics and have never
read this, I totally say you should pick up this book! I thought it was
AMAZING! (Hmm, that’s Spider-Man’s thing, but I feel “Uncanny” just isn’t
enough.) If you’ve never read any X-Men comics or never even heard of the X-Men
but want a good place to start, this is definitely my recommendation for you! I
felt that prior knowledge of the X-Men is not required and that this book is
very much self-contained. So if this review has whet your appetite, totally check
this book out!
Okay, so I’ve been typing for a while now, and you’ve been reading this for a few minutes, so now I free you. BUT! First, I will say that I’ve done so many reviews on this blog, so if you liked this post and want to read more, and I haven’t bored you, please feel free to browse the rest of this blog. I also write short fiction and nonfiction, poetry, editorials and essays, including my “B’ings” series, and some other stuff I feel you might find interesting, so browse ‘til your heart’s content. I am a certified journalist, but unemployed due to my disabilities, so this is how I get my ideas out there to you (for free, I must add), so your support is greatly appreciated. Feel free to retweet, follow, like, share comment, whatever you can do on the platform you found me on, and if you do, you are THE BEST, and until next time, Tim Cubbin… out!
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