The Song of Rose the Cat

 

My name is Rose.

I am a cat.

I’m big, pretty,

And Kind of fat.

I like when peo-

Ple pet my fur.

It makes me make

Big kitty purrs.

 

And I have a

Pretty pink cage.

Make me mad,

You’ll feel my rage!

And I will let

Out such a hiss,

That you most sure-

Ly cannot miss.

 

Because I am Rose,

You cannot say that I smell bad,

And if you do, I’ll make sure that

You definitely wish you never had.

 

So I can’ scratch you?

Well that’s okay.

I have real sharp fangs

Anyway.

And I do miss

The Casper dog,

Whose friend was Son-

Ic the Hedgehog.