The following is a review of the graphic novel “Guardians
of the Galaxy: Somebody’s Got to Do It” as presented in Marvel Modern Era Epic
Collection format.
When the technological alien race the Phalanx began their
invasion, the alien race the Kree needed a team to stop them. The Phalanx
infect and assimilate with organics to subvert them into their collective. The
Kree recruited Terran space adventurer Peter Jason Quill/Star-Lord, Kaliklak
warrior Bug, Shi’ar murderess Deathcry, Celestial Madonna Mantis, Terran hero Gabriel
Vargas/Captain Universe, enhanced life form Rocket Raccoon, and Flora-Organism King
Groot for the mission. They had to go into a Kree facility on the Kree capital
world Hala that was infested with Phalanx and destroy their replication machine
with no technology since the Phalanx were able to control all technology, which
meant they had to go in with basic weapons and uniforms that dampened their heat
signatures to avoid detection by the Phalanx. Rocket and Groot formed an
immediate bond, but Deathcry did not approve of Captain Universe saving her
life as it went against Shi’ar creed. As they battled the Phalanx, Captain
Universe and Deathcry got into an argument that ended in the friendly fire
demise of Deathcry. Groot was also blown up by the Phalanx, but was able to survive
as a sprig offshoot. Captain Universe had to cleverly use the power of the Uni-Force
that gave him his abilities to defeat the Phalanx and complete the mission. However,
the Kree were not quite so eager to give up on this new team.
Following the Phalanx Conquest, Star-Lord was able to
convince Mantis, Rocket, Groot, Drax the Destroyer, Gamora, Phyla-Vell/Quasar
and Adam Warlock to form a strike force to protect the galaxy from future threats
such as another invasion. They took up a base at Knowhere, the severed head of
a Celestial and established a liaison with Cosmo, the head of security at
Knowhere and used the Continuum Cortex to provide rapid transit via passport
bracelets. Their first mission pitted them against the Universal Church of
Truth, who used their beliefs to give them strength, on their Templeship the
Tancred, to destroy the Font and prevent it from falling into a fissure. Another
fissure opened around the vicinity of 56 Hydronis, which the team investigated,
where they discovered Vance Astrovik/Major Victory of the Guardians of the
Galaxy, a spacefaring team of adventurers from an alternate future. The team
took him in, but he was suffering from a form of amnesia. He knew he was there
for a purpose, where and when he belonged, but he couldn’t remember why.
Another fissure opened near Binary Stasis Twelve Dyson Sphere, an artificial habitat
shell with s caged sun at its heart. The team, now christened the Guardians of
the Galaxy, attempted to come to the rescue of its fifty-two hundred
inhabitants, but they had all been fused into one biomass. The Universal Church
of Truth attacked again, while on Knowhere, a villain called Starhawk attacked and
damaged the Continuum Cortex, preventing the Guardians from using their
teleport passports. The team was able to survive, but Gamora was severely
burned.
Back on Knowhere, it was discovered that there were
Skrulls, a species of shapeshifting aliens, who had infiltrated the station and
that anyone could be a Skull. This caused great distrust among the Guardians,
and the Administrative Council on Knowhere gave the team a hard time for
setting up shop upon Knowhere without permission. Drax attacked three Luminals,
leading to suspicion that he might be a Skrull. Quasar discovered Drax setting
up synaptic disruptor charges, while Starhawk reappeared, this time in a female
form, claiming the future tense was in flux and claimed she had to destroy Knowhere
to save the future tense. Meanwhile, Warlock discovered Cosmo hiding a group of
Skrulls on Knowhere. Before anyone could attack, Drax set off the charges,
temporarily killing everyone on Knowhere so he could locate the Skrulls. Upon
revival, the Guardians were able to apprehend Starhawk. Cosmo was able to
convince the Guardians of the Skrulls upon Knowhere’s innocence and purpose
upon Knowhere. Following this, Drax revealed the secret truth behind the
forming of the Guardians of the Galaxy, a secret Star-Lord and Mantis had been
keeping the whole time, a secret that imploded the entire team.
Rocket and Groot stayed with the Guardians, adding Mantis
and Major Victory as active members, and recruiting Bug to the team. The Guardians
went up against the alien race the Badoon, who conquered the galaxy and
exterminated the human race in Major Victory’s future. Meanwhile, Warlock and
Gamora went off after the Universal Church of Truth, which Warlock intended to
lead, while Drax and Quasar went off in search of a girl named Cammi who had a
mysterious importance to Drax. Meanwhile, Star-Lord went after the Kree to
protect them from the Skrulls, but was caught by Ronan the Accuser, who accused
Star-Lord of crimes against the Kree and banished him to the Negative Zone,
where Star-Lord ran afoul of Blastaar, newly crowned King of the Negative Zone.
Blastaar ordered Star-Lord to get him into 42, the Initiative Prison located in
the Negative Zone, so Blastaar could enter it to access its portal to Earth so
he could invade. Star-Lord broke in, where he was taken in by vigilante Jack
Flag and his crew, who refused to believe his story about the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Meanwhile, Drax and Quasar went to Titan, home of the Eternals, to ask Mentor
if he could locate Heather Douglass/Moondragon, Quasar’s lover and Drax’s
daughter, but instead Mentor killed them both. Star-Lord was able to contact
the Guardians of the Galaxy to break him out of 42 and prevent Blastaar from entering
Earth, while Warlock and Gamora met with the Matriarch of the Universal Church
of Truth to convince them to believe in him, but the Matriarch had a coccoon
that contained another Adam Warlock, lending doubt to the authenticity of the
Adam Warlock that had been trying to sway the Universal Church of Truth to his sway.
While in their death state, Drax and Quasar ran into Maelstrom, who tried to
steal the Quantum Bands from Quasar and feed them to the Dragon of the Moon, a
creature that Heather had transformed into upon her death.
Okay, that’s the synopsis with as minimal amounts of
spoilers as I could, but let’s face it, it’s hard to review a 400+ page book with
multiple stories without giving away spoilers. Anyway, let’s talk about my
opinion about this book for a little bit, then I’m going to give a numeric
score to this book and tell you if I personally recommend this book to you or
not. So, I will say that I found this book to be relatively enjoyable. Personally,
I’m a fan of the Guardians of the Galaxy, so reading about how the modern team
formed was actually quite pleasurable to me, and it was an experience I liked. I
thought the Annihilation: Conquest – Starlord story was well-written. His
ragtag team was quite interesting to read about, and their adventure was
entertaining to read. I liked the stories about the fissures. The Secret Invasion
tie-in story was quite enjoyable to me, and I really found the ending to be
quite a shocker and thought that was brilliantly written. The remaining
adventures were all fun to read, and I had a fun time while I did. Now we’re going
to talk about the art. Modern Era Epic Collections often tend to have multiple
artists, and that can often hurt my enjoyment of the consumption of these
graphic novels. I have to say, I honestly have no complaints about the art. I
found all the artists to have done an excellent job, and it was consistently
pleasing to my eyes.
Now, before I go into my numeric score, there is
something I have to discuss first, that being accessibility. When I say
accessibility, what I mean is how easy it is to just pick up, read, and
understand this book, even if you have little or no prior knowledge about the
Guardians of the Galaxy or Marvel Comics. I will say this book is pretty
accessible. Yes, it occurs during two events, those being Annihilation:
Conquest and Secret Invasion, and that often hurts understanding of a Modern Era
Epic Collection, but in this case, I honestly don’t feel it’s a problem. Annihilation:
Conquest – Starlord is actually a four issue limited series and is pretty much
stand-alone, so not actually reading the rest of Annihilation: Conquest really
doesn’t feel like a hindrance in my opinion, and I will tell you that I never
read the rest of Annihilation: Conquest myself and was able to follow this
story just fine. As far as Secret Invasion goes, this doesn’t impact the rest
of the event, which takes place on Earth, so not reading the rest of Secret
Invasion will have absolutely no effect on understanding the tie-in issues
contained in this book. Yes, there are a few things knowing more about Marvel would
help with, such as the existence of 42, which stems from Civil War, but if you’ve
never read anything Marvel before and are looking for a place to start, I feel
like this is actually a pretty safe bet for you. And if you’ve never heard of
the Guardians of the Galaxy and think this sounds interesting, I think you’d be
able to pick up this book pretty easily and get most of what is going on in the
story.
Okay, it’s time to go into what I feel is honestly the
most important part of any Tim Cubbin review: the numeric score. My scoring system
is extremely basic: I score on a scale of one to ten. One is the worst score I
can give and means that this book probably truly deserves to be avoided at all
costs and if you want to read this even after I’m telling you how horrible this
is, I truly pity you. Ten is the highest score I can give, and that means that
this is one of the best books I have ever read, and it should truly be read by
everyone as soon as is humanly possible. Now, while I did find it enjoyable, I
will say that I don’t feel like it’s anywhere near a ten. It was good, truly,
but it was far from perfect. Honestly, if I have to give it a numeric score,
and of course I obviously do since this is a book review, I’d have to give it a
score of… an eight. Hey, that is still really good. I’m a pretty harsh scorer;
I’m not in the business of just giving out tens. In all honesty, a default
starting score is a nine, so since I didn’t find this perfect, I had to give it
an eight. And that’s also good because I found no fault with the art, which
could easily have brought the score down to a seven or even a six potentially,
so getting an eight is actually pretty impressive. So, I say to the writers and
artists of this graphic novel, excellent job!
Now, as promised, I’m going to tell you if I recommend
this book personally, and regardless of if I give it my personal recommendation
or not, to whom do I recommend this book to. Now, you can pretty much guess
that by the way I’ve been talking for the past three paragraphs that this book
is going to get my recommendation, and if you’ve made that guess that I do, you
are completely correct. This book emphatically gets my recommendation. As for
to whom I’d recommend this book to, if you’re looking for a graphic novel of
cosmic adventures, this is the book for you. If you’re a fan of Marvel from the
movies or cartoons or video games or shows and are looking for a graphic novel
to get into, I feel like this is an enjoyable book for you. If you’re a Guardians
of the Galaxy fan of any form, this is the perfect book for you. If you’re
reading this review and are interested in reading this book now based solely on
what I’ve just spent the past several hours typing, I say go for it. Honestly,
I’d recommend this book to just about anybody.
Okay, I’ve been going on for quite a while, and I feel
like it’s time for all of us to move on with our lives, so I’m going to wrap
this up now. Before I go, though, there are a few more things that I have to say
first. Starting with, this blog has tons of content. I’ve written almost 150
posts at this point, so there is plenty more to read. I have written several
short stories, some poetry, a bunch of editorials, a few essays and articles, and
dozens of reviews like this one. So, if you liked this post, keep browsing, there’s
so much more for you to enjoy. I will say that I collect every Marvel Modern Era
Epic Collection that gets released and will review it when I am completed, so
there are reviews posted quite frequently. There are a few in my possession I
have yet to review, and I do hope to rectify that eventually. At the moment,
you can expect another review upcoming within the next two weeks, so keep checking
back for that. And with that, I believe I’ve said all that needs be said for
the moment, so I shall leave you with just three more words: Tim Cubbin… out!